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Sarah Palin’s Cute Little Daughter Learns to Communicate Like a Politician

Awwwww… ain’t little Piper Palin cute as the dickens?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time you see Piper in public her Mommy will have slipped some Acepromazine* into her Happy Meal.

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Important Lessons in Engrish: I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea

Ken Lee (with subtitles) from Bulgarian Idol


I won’t waste your time with editorial. Just stop everything you’re doing and watch this now.

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20 Album Covers Recreated with Legos

When I was young, I used to build tanks and warships with Legos. But you know you’re a real Lego nerd when you decide to recreate album covers by the Beatles, Nora Jones, The Offspring, Aphex Twin and Pink Floyd. Bravo!

See all 20 Lego Album covers. Click here.

LEGO lovers, click here!

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Rush Fails Playing Tom Sawyer in Rock Band

So how good are you at Rock Band?

Rock Band: Special Edition (Includes Drums, Guitar, Microphone, and Game)

Ron Jeremy for President T-Shirt

Saw this at TShirtBordello.com

The JJFM Hellway Cake Dare

You gotta love those guys at JJFMLive.com

See the Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!

Vivid Entertainment

You’ve heard about it. Now see it. Apparently one of rock’s most famous icons loved to film himself having sex, or at least that’s how the legend goes. Now after 40 years an 8mm film of Jimi getting it on with a pair of brunettes has come to light courtesy of Vivid Entertainment.

Sure it’s grainy footage, but it is in color and leaves no doubt as to what is going on or who is performing. Vivid even got the  woman known as Cynthia Plaster Caster (famous for taking plaster of paris molds of rock star cocks) to verify that it indeed was Jimi in the film. Sure, that doesn’t qualify as empirical evidence that it is Jimi but it’s definitely worth checking out this now notorious piece of rock and roll history.

Click on the above link or CLICK HERE to check out the Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

News of the World

One of those crazy “Lost Tapes” episodes I do somehow ended up on the front page of the U.K.’s “News of the World” (9.1 million readers…. whooo!). One of the editors over there lost a bet to me about the molecular composition of Tungsten so here you go.

http://newsoftheworld.co.uk 

Oh yeah, here’s the page it’s actually on.

Tally ho, you ho’s!

Let there be light!

At least he’s not grabbing the backs of their heads.

(thanks again to Brad Goodman for sending this to me, you heathen bastard)

Center Court Marriage Proposal: Rejected!

Entertainment Reporters, They Be Real Smart


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