Okay so Sarah Palin resigns on a friday afternoon before a big holiday, after the network national news broadcasts have aired on the East Coast. Obvious news dumping.

But did she really think nobody would notice? (You betcha!)

Her rambling, kinda confusing speech caps it. I think she’s fucking nuts. I think its fucking ridiculous that the Palins may have gotten some news that will soon be shared with the rest of the world and wanted to prepare for the shitstorm.

I read one rumor that the IRS has something BIG on the Palins. I heard Rick Sanchez of CNN say that she may be pregnant again.

I think they found a hunting trophy room full of mounted state trooper heads belonging to cops who wouldn’t do what she wanted them to do.

All I know is that she did what she did in order to “best serve the people of Alaska”.

And if “best serving” your constituency involves resigning before your first term is over then, lady, you’re not as fucking stupid as I thought you were.

And puh-leeze… does anyone think this is really the first step towards a 2012 run? Does anyone really think that resigning from public office is the best way to demonstrate your leadership potential for the big chair? If so, then you, my knuckleheaded friend, deserve the kind of “leadership” Caribou Barbie brings to the table.

My absolute best guess about why Sarah Palin resigned is so that she can actually star in the sequel to NAILIN PAYLIN

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