Ashley Todd, congratuations. You’ve managed to add your name to a long list of stupid white folks who have blamed the “anonymous black assailant” to mask your true intentions. You’ve also now become the McCain campaign’s biggest liability. I’m sure your parents are very proud, dumbfuck.

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I come to you tonight in the midst of a very important election between two very qualified candidates: the hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy…