After a couple of weeks of trying to push up the release to an earlier date, Amazon drops me a surprise today by making it available now. So yes, N1B is out and for sale in print. Also included in the print version are BONUS CHAPTERS not in the podcast version. What you waiting for, Bulletheads? Go get it.
Will we be fucking robots in the future. I mean, will we be fornicating with robots? I think so and I welcome the opportunity to defile a gadget without all that unnessesary shame.
My Move Sack by RICK HENRICKSON
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My Move Sack by RICK HENRICKSON
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Two Mile Road by BEN VAUGHN
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Hide Another Mistake by THE 88
Forever by VERTICAL HORIZON
Shadow Self by KEVIN GILBERT
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So I was out with a buddy of mine last night.
You know, I can just hear you all snickering. No, it wasn’t a DATE. Just because I say I was out getting a couple of beers with a guy doesn’t make it a gay thing.
This is exactly what my wife said this show would deteriorate to. Everything sounds gay. Even me just going to a bar to grab a couple of beers with a friend.
So anyway, I was out at this place called the Manhole with a buddy of mine and he starts coughing and I was like, “Hey, you okay?”
And he hocks up a big wad of snot. He’s all congested and he tells me that he go the Evian Bird Flu.
And I’m like, dude… it’s not the “Evian” bird flu.
And he’s like, “Oh yeah, didn’t you hear? The Evian Spring Water Bottling Company of France bought the naming rights for the bird flu. Everyone was talking about it so much, they saw an opportunity and paid like twenty million to put their name and logo on it.
Like the FedEx Orange Bowl or the Staples Center.
He rolled up his sleeve and sure enough, the Evian logo had begun to form below his skin. “It’s temporary,” he said. “Like one of those tattoos you get out of a vending machine. But this one’s genetically encoded into the DNA of the virus.”
And I was like, “Whoa!”
And my friend, who works for some big marketing firm, started telling me this is the hottest trend in bio-medicine. He said that just last week Pepsi bought the naming rights for Spina Bifida.
So now, any time you talk about the disease, you can’t just say, “Jimmy has Spina Bifida.” You have to say, “Jimmy has Pepsi’s Spina Bifida.”
And I turned to my friend and I’m like, “Isn’t that bad, to have your name associated with something so terrible like Spina Bifida?”
And my friend in marketing was like, “The age of shame is over, pal. There’s no such thing as bad publicity. As long as people are saying your name, that’s all that matters.”
So now it’s Pepsi’s Spina Bifida and General Motors presents Scoliosis.
It’s Impetigo by Sprint, Viacom’s Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Seagrams Special Cool Mint Lyme Disease.
The biggest deal dropped last week. A hundred million dollars.
Cancer by Microsoft.
Apparently some Chinese telecommunications company wanted it but you know that wily old Bill Gates pulled it out somehow.
So now everywhere I go, I’m reading about the Evian Bird flu. They’re even going to hold a press conference to announce they’re “re-branding” it.
Starting Monday, instead of the “bird flu” it’ll be known as “Chirpies.”
I hear it’s a canarial disease.
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Two Mile Road by BEN VAUGHN
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Hide Another Mistake by THE 88
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Time Remembers by Artificial Intelligence in Texas
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Getting out of jury duty (legally) and the secrets of the political rodeo fuck.
30 Days & I Am by MUNK - Look for Munk's new album "Modest Among the Living" coming this March
Conservapedia (thanks to Frank from Philly for this one)
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Getting out of jury duty (legally) and the secrets of the political rodeo fuck.
30 Days & I Am by MUNK - Look for Munk's new album "Modest Among the Living" coming this March
Conservapedia (thanks to Frank from Philly for this one)
PCH-TV: VEGAS HOOKER CARDS - Part 2
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This was originally recorded for Word Sushi but I know a lot of PCH listeners are interested in what's going on with the writer's strike so I figured I should put it up in this feed as well.
Published author, TV producer and entertainment industry blogger Chad Gervich talks about the WGA strike, the industry and his new podcast "Morning Call Time".
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NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET IN PRINT!!! - February 24th! Click here for the latest N1B info.
Episode 77: Livin' on a Prayer, Episode 78: The Warrior, Episode 79: If You Leave
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