Hey hellwayers and hellwayettes,

I just wanted to say hello and let you know that I’m okay and still
alive out here in Florida. Miraculously, I haven’t killed anyone yet,
haven’t eaten any double fried food and have yet to be run over by one
of the many fat fucks in motorized shopping carts that swarm the isles
of every store you go into. Think about that. Most of these assholes
are too fat to walk the isles of a store to buy more greasy, fried,
salty food to shove down the gullets so every store has a fleet of
golf cart like wagons for these rotund, bovine-like shitheads to drive
around and gather their feed in.

I’ve got a week, one more fucking week, then I’ll be home. I’ve
finally got my crying under control and I’m looking forward to getting
back to the real world and speaking to all of you about my experience
here this holiday season.

I’m off to drink as much as I can before breakfast so I can make it
through the day.

I hate this place, everyone here and the fact that I know that in 11
months I’ll be back here makes my mouth fill with bile.

With all my bodily fluids……

Mike

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