THE STORY SO FAR: You're efforts to stay cooler than the underside of the pillow are barely holding together. When you can't stay in your room any longer, you head down to watch TV with some other people on your dorm. You end up sitting next to that cute chick who knocked on your door in the middle of the night to tell you about the fire alarm, and when she offers to fix the haircut you tried to give yourself, you smartly say yes. You find out her name is Amanda, Manny for short and the kiss you try to plant on her is interrupted when her annoying roommate barges in. At least you have the balls to make a date to meet up with her at the Alpha Pi party on Saturday night... that is if you can keep from getting arrested by then. Because when you get back to your room, your good buddy Hale tells you they found yet another body in that buillding all of you burned up. That makes five dead thanks to you. And your balls have definitely crawled back into your ribcage the moment your cell phone starts to ring.