Okay so Sarah Palin resigns on a friday afternoon before a big holiday, after the network national news broadcasts have aired on the East Coast. Obvious news dumping.

But did she really think nobody would notice? (You betcha!)

Her rambling, kinda confusing speech caps it. I think she’s fucking nuts. I think its fucking ridiculous that the Palins may have gotten some news that will soon be shared with the rest of the world and wanted to prepare for the shitstorm.

I read one rumor that the IRS has something BIG on the Palins. I heard Rick Sanchez of CNN say that she may be pregnant again.

I think they found a hunting trophy room full of mounted state trooper heads belonging to cops who wouldn’t do what she wanted them to do.

All I know is that she did what she did in order to “best serve the people of Alaska”.

And if “best serving” your constituency involves resigning before your first term is over then, lady, you’re not as fucking stupid as I thought you were.

And puh-leeze… does anyone think this is really the first step towards a 2012 run? Does anyone really think that resigning from public office is the best way to demonstrate your leadership potential for the big chair? If so, then you, my knuckleheaded friend, deserve the kind of “leadership” Caribou Barbie brings to the table.

My absolute best guess about why Sarah Palin resigned is so that she can actually star in the sequel toNAILIN PAYLIN

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Go Daddy’s own Bob Parsons sent me this photo. Can you think of a good caption for this pic?

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This is really cool. A very talented young artist by the name of Shane Lees wrote to me on Facebook to tell me how much he enjoyed my serial killer novel “Diary of a Madman”. It even inspired him to create some art of his own.

What you see here is a moment from late in the book where our killer shows off one of the many things you’re really not supposed to do with a pen. However, what Shane did here with a pencil is magnificent. I really, really like how it captures the disturbing moment perfectly.

Big thanks to Shane. Awesome job, man.

And if you want to see more of Shane’s artwork, click here.

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The folks at Thomas Dunne Books/St. Martins Press asked me to record a special preview of HATER a great new novel by the very talented U.K. horror writerDavid Moody.backgammon free casino money free craps game play free black jack craps video poker strategy play black jack online how to win video poker casino game online uk best casino online casino secure online gambling jackpot casino online casino black jack learn to play craps how to win at video poker craps online blackjack casino game online casino betting free on line video poker casino games no download casino online gambling casino play free casino slots video poker machine bonus video poker free on line slots double bonus video poker free video poker games free casinos roulette online craps rules free on line casino rules of craps online casino free money blackjack 21 internet casino how to play craps free casino game download fortunelounge online casino free casino download free casino card game free roulette game free casino play no deposit free money casino internet casino online

The preview is just of the prologue and first chapter but I think itll give you an inkling of the insanity that follows. HATER is available now wherever books are sold.

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REMAIN CALM DO NOT PANIC TAKE SHELTER WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL Society is rocked by a sudden increase in the number of violent assaults on individuals. Christened ‘Haters’ by the media, the attackers strike without warning, killing all who cross their path. The assaults are brutal, remorseless and extreme: within seconds, normally rational, self-controlled peoplebecomefrenzied, vicious killers. There are no apparent links as a hundred random attacks become a thousand, then hundreds of thousands. Everyone, irrespective of gender, age, race or any other difference, has the potential to become a victim - or a Hater. People are afraid to go to work, afraid to leave their homes and, increasingly, afraid that at any moment their friends, even their closest family, could turn on them withultra violentintent.Waking up each morning, no matter how well defended,everyone must now consider the fact that by the end of the day, they might be dead. Or perhaps worse,become akiller themselves. As the status quo shifts, ATTACK FIRST,ASK QUESTIONS LATERbecomes the order of the day…only, the answers might bemuch differentthan whatyou expect….

In the tradition of H. G. Wells and Richard Matheson, Hater is one mans story of his place in a world gone mad a world infected with fear, violence, and HATE.

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I’m so proud of my friend C.C. Chapman for getting some serious play on CNN during their Inaugural coverage yesterday on CNN Live. I think they couldn’t have picked anyone better to be the voice of social media in America.

We had been traveling all day. We get into Ft. Lauderdale at 10pm where you have to take a shuttle bus to a “Rental Car Pavillion”. Once there, all of the other counters are empty and of course there’s a big line at Hertz. Mostly because there is ONE PERSON WORKING THERE and NONE OF THE ELECTRONIC KIOSKS WERE IN SERVICE.

Okay, there were actually two people working there but one of them was at the part where the Hertz Gold Club members check in and wasn’t helping the rest of us, even though there were NO GOLD CLUB MEMBERS waiting in line. And the one kiosk that looked like it was working allowed you to spend 10 minutes punching in all of your information and the options you wanted before, you guessed it, bringing up a screen telling you to talk to a customer representative.

So we waited and waited… and waited… about 15-20 of us… and the line is not moving. We’re there for over a half hour by the time I whip out my video camera to document what’s going on.

And that’s when the one lady working there disappears behind a door for a moment, then comes back out and SALUTES US… yes, salutes us like “SEE YA, SUCKERS!” and then SHE LEAVES.

So as you can see, I chase after her and well… I guess her response is just Hertz’s lousy customer service in action.

Call me crazy but maybe, just maybe I think she could have said “You know what, I have to leave, let me go and find someone to help you…” but no…

So, being amazed at her actual response to the camera I popped the chip from my Sanyo and sent the clip to CNN iReports right there while we were waiting in line thanks to the miracle of 3G wireless. And by the time we actually were helped by someone some half hour later, I had the clip uploaded.

The next day someone sent me a link to a story that Hertz was laying off 400 people because their business was in trouble. That person suggested that’s why this employee was such an asshole.

I disagree. I think it’s the other way around. I think Hertz’s business is in trouble because they employ assholes like this and their customer service is HORRIBLE.

As I wrote on the CNN website, in this economy, with times being tough and companies being in trouble, I would hope that people choose to spend their money at businesses that actually have decent customer service. No longer should the customer settle for being treated like crap by companies like Hertz because they can afford to do so. If you’re like me, you take your business elsewhere.

If you don’t mind being shit upon by Hertz, then by all means rent from them. But for me, I’ll never use Hertz Rent a Car again.

The Philadelphia Eagles showed up. The NY Va-Giants didn’t. Eli Manning played like the fucking guy we all thought he was and without Plaxico (I don’t need no gun permit) Burris, the defending Super Bowl champs looked like a bunch of chickens running around with their heads cut off, especially when the Eagles D-line stuffed them on consecutive 4th and short attempts. (Bet you’re sorry you dumped Jared “Sta-Puft Marshamallow Man” Lorenzen now, Va-Giants).

My favorite post game quote came from Eagles safety Brian Dawkins who has been the heart of this defense for 13 years.

We stayed together. We believed in one another. We didn’t allow the outside negativity to creep into cracks and crevasses into our lockeroom. We closed it off, we sealed up, we cemented those cracks and made sure that inside we believed… not just in what we’re doing we believed in one another.

I believe in Five. When he was down and written out and was on his way out… I believed in FIve.

I believe in Big Red. When he can’t coach no more, he can’t… I believed in him. We believed in one another the same type of way. When you have that, you draw closer together. You draw closer together and you start playing for one another that much more and that’s what we did.

Now the Green Machine rolls into Arizona to play the improbable Cards still milking Kurt Warner’s greatest hits tour for the right to represent the NFC in the big dance. Will it be a repeat of Thanksgiving night’s 48-20 ass-whupping? Have the Cards got the gas to continue the most improbable of seasons? We’ll see. All I can tell you is that I’ll be glued to the set come Sunday at 3pm EST.

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